#!/bin/sh
# Escape
sed -E 's,&,\&amp\;,g;s,<,\&lt\;,g;s,>,\&gt\;,g' |
# Remove joins/parts/quits
sed -E '/^(..:..) -!- ([^ ]+).*has joined \#[^ ]*$/d' |
sed -E '/^(..:..) -!- ([^ ]+).*has quit \[[^]]*\]$/d' |
sed -E '/^(..:..) -!- ([^ ]+).*has left \#[^ ]* \[[^]]*\]$/d' |
# Speak nick changes specially
sed -E 's,^(..:..) -!- ([^ ]+) is now known as ([^ ]+)$,<meta>\1 \2 became \3</meta>,' |
# Speak day changes specially
sed -E 's,^ --- (Day changed .*)$,<meta>\1</meta>,' |
# Speak timestaps and nicks specially
sed -E 's,^(..:..) \&lt\;.([^& ]+)\&gt\;,<meta>\1 \2</meta>,' |
sed -E 's,^(..:..)  \* ([^ ]+),<meta>\1 action \2</meta>,' |

# Handle "<-" and "←" answers
sed -E 's,\&lt;-|←,<meta>answer</meta>,' |
# Handle someone quoting another person
sed -E 's,\&lt\;.([^& ]+)\&gt\;,<meta>quoting \1</meta>,g' |
sed -E 's,\* ([^ ]+),<meta>quoting action \1</meta>,g' |
# Handle URLs
sed -E 's,(https?|gopher)://[^ )>]+,<meta> \1 URL</meta>,g' |

# Add pauses
sed -E 's,$,<break time="700">,' |

# Translate <meta></meta> to actual tags
sed -E 's,<meta>,<prosody pitch="+5st"><break>,g;s,</meta>,<break></prosody>,g'